The Rapture Index

Had to post this:

Get ready folks, fears and hopes are at a new high (since 9-11). Stock the bottled water, sell some of those 401k-options, and keep your eyes peeled.



One response to “The Rapture Index

  1. Any ideas how we could bump up the ol’ index? We could try setting a date for the rapture (it’s only two) . Maybe a few extra non-dispensational posts will boost the antisemitism index. After all, if you don’t believe God is a polygamist (two peoples/brides) you are antisemitic!

    I noticed it goes up every year. I suppose when he reaches all 5s he just adds some categories. Any new index categories come to mind?

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